May 21, 2008

Humor Testing

Test Management
I found this bit of testing humor while browsing the Software Testing Stuff site… AGGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody. COMPRESSION TESTING: [] CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, okay, I did program that bug. CONGRESSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug? DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself. EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here. DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it should work, but let me tell you about my truck... EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug! OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it is the last thing that I do. OPPRESSION TESTING: You will test this, now! POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission! REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature. SUCCESSION TESTING: The system is dead. Long live the new system! SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if... PRESIDENTIAL TESTING: Using the definition of testing as defined in the affidavit...